When I think of annoying characters, I think of Jar Jar. Now I just can’t get him out of my mind. Then I think of the paperclip that Microsoft made a few years ago that “helped” you.

OH! Of course!

It was Wirt!

For me, there were a few title contenders, mostly sorted by rage factor. Varian Wrynn comes to mind for that one, as we wiped on the faction fight in the Tournament. (“Worthless scrub.”) Krang comes to mind as well, (“I’m invincible!”). But we eventually figured out the faction fight. Krang went down, $5 in quarters later.

But the FUCKING DOG from Duck Hunt remains.

The worse thing is, as the four-legged asshole was LAUGHING AT YOU, you’d inevitably squeeze one off at his cartoon head. Most of the times, it wouldn’t do anything, as you were in between rounds. But sometimes, you’d pull the trigger a hair too late, and be a shot down for the next round.

Ugh, that dog.