Gamma Radiation Maybe?
This past weekend my laptop started acting funny again. It was worrisome since it had just made it back from being soaked in water. (Turns out laptops don’t like it.)
Anxiously I returned to the Mac Genius bar and explained how the touchpad buttons don’t seem to work anymore because there seemed to be some sort of bulge and maybe it had to do with the previous damage. Very politely the guy cut into my nervous babbling (I was picturing weeks again without my laptop), turned over the computer and popped out the battery. Computer worked like a dream after that.
It turns out that the battery created the bulge because it had popped its seams. I don’t know where it managed to find some gamma radiation, but that’s all I could think of. The Incredible Mac Battery smashes another computer!

